- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Corn Muffins

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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