- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

PIED NINNY!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer