- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Robin, get in the batmobile

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?