a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

I named my son ps2 controller

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Your mom went to college

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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