- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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