A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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