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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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