- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

it's funny because it's funny

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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