Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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