Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Sex

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

360 NO SCOPE

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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