The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Adam Thomas is homosexual

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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