Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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