What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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lol

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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nice tits.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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