Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Anti Joke

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