What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Anti Joke

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