Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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