Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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