- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

One day a man walked into a wall

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