If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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