What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Joke

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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