- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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