What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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