- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Knock knock

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Yo mama so fat.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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