- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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