- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Where's my tractor?

It says so on your cap.

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