What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Where's my tractor?

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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It says so on your cap.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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