Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

ecks! why zee?

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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