How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Knock knock

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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womens rights

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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