Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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