What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

It's all Taggart

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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