- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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