Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A fish swims up your penis...

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

i found waldo.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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