Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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