Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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so how about that irline food

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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