- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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