Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What's two plus two? Window

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Anti Joke

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