- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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