An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Barack Obama.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A jew enters a mall.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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