Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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I need to start studying.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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