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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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