- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

David Cameron

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

what are three short words? i a am

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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