What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

batman has diarrhea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

hi penis ham telephone

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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