Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Oh, go away

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Koalas mum is a slut

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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