- Anti Joke

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.