More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Your mom

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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