- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did Delaware? A coat.

Whats green? The color green.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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