- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

minorities

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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