- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

feminists.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What? Why?

politically correct!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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