How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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well use a tissue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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