Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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