What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Raveena Thandhan

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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