- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the car do? CRASH!

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

meh

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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