- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Black people being friendly.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

whats 1 + 1? 2

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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