- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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