what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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