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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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