How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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www.xnxx.com

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haha Otarts was here

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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dassa

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Anti Joke

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