im @ work, LOL.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

I killed someone on minecraft.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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