Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Error 37.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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