- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

ME NAME IS JEFF

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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