What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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i killed my family

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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