- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What comes after 69? 70

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