Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

j.p. is dumb

Penis

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Soccer...

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Do the roar!

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Anti Joke

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