- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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