What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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