What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Abortion.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Hail Heetluh

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Shea's sty....

No, Trinidad.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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