Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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