Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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