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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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