- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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