How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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