Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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