- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Womens basketball

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

why are balck people black because they are

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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