Have you ever heard of a goose?

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

cancer

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

get in the car.

Women's rights

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Anti Joke

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