What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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