What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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