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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Get it? More.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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